You know that you’re deep into parenthood when… (Part III)

… the only time when you deep clean your bathroom is when your kid throws up and gets it in every crack and cranny.

…you clean the house, a child asks, “who’s coming over?”.

…learning how to surf really means that you take an unsuspected trip across your hardwood livingroom floor on a dinosaur figurine’s back.

…you understand that your child is not really swearing, he just can’t pronounce the ‘J’ correctly when he asks for a jam sandwich.

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